So, Picnic Day is to be virtual in 2021. Does this mean all the drunks and the barely-dressed co-eds will video conference in ? Will whatever the band is called now play in front of no one ?
My guess is it will feel more like a PBS pledge drive with somebody in khakis and a blue button up asking for cash in front a green screen of the arboretum, only it will cutoff every 45 minutes because nobody at CAAA upgraded the Zoom account. If it helps get you in the mood, Bar Bernardo is apparently selling the Wicky Wacky Woo in 4-pack cans now.