Enjoy this silly post I conjured up :rofl: :

Sacramento State Settles Lil Yachty Halftime Debacle, Named Head Coach
SACRAMENTO, Calif.
In one of the strangest resolutions in college sports history, Sacramento State has hired rapper Lil Yachty as its head football coach to settle a months-long dispute over his infamous four-minute halftime performance at October’s homecoming game, multiple sources told Big Sky Conference Athletics Fan Forums. Sacramento State will also bring a live panda enclosure to the campus, stoking animal rights and Montana Grizzly fan outrage.

The Grammy-nominated artist was contracted for a 20-minute set but abruptly left the stage after four minutes, citing “safety” and “bad vibes.” Students booed, refunds were demanded, and the story trended for many days. Instead of litigation or payment, both parties agreed: Yachty, 27, takes the head coaching job through 2029 with salary ranges from $1,000,000 first year to $2.1 Million in year 4.

Yachty promised to install a spread offense called “The Boat.” Community organizers plans to levy the university to build a new athletic facility for football exclusively at the edge of the American River, as well as build a nearly 40 foot long model pirate ship near the west end zone.

New signage is already up: “Welcome to The Marina.” Introductory press conference Friday; sailboat hats are recommended.

exactly. all these promos are sick! I love it, but it seems like they all come like 2 days too late.

DORMS ARE OPEN LETS GO

This could be a realistic long term design too (this is ACU's stadium)

Looks like this may help! (I cannot stand dutch bros but people love it). I still think while the admin has been much better with promotions this year, it seems like every giveaway is announced 2 days to late. Hoping for a good turnout! Roommate is going and I know a few other people from classes are going.

Good post! agree. Better and better these last 3 games particularly. Ever since that MSU game he has recovered well from mistakes (like fumbles or interceptions) which is crucial as we get deeper in the playoffs against better competition.

Effin’ incredible folks. Great ticket sales, even better than last week! Let’s go!!

anyone have numbers on viewrship for the game on tv?

do it!!

Would be so welcomed! You making it out to the game? Should be a good one :). If so, take pics! I wanna see that enviroment!

Oh 10000% percent

+bad pr

This tid-bit in the aggie ascent q and a section is interesting. Makes me think that with "changing sports requirements" they could be referring to something like track dimensions, but also requirements to add addition bleachers or seating if that MW football addition comes.

Okay I have been brooding over this whole crap-show of housing stuff and yeah its so dumb. First of all, as everyone seems to have mentioned student turnout was already going to be crappy right after finals week, but kicking everyone out the morning of the game is really goofy, extend it by a damn day! We already have a decent amount of students graduating who can't go (im projecting :cry: ) but my point stands that they already have factors going against them that hurt attendance, this seems like a no brainer.

Also, this is really really goofy in an era of NIL and recruiting at the height of our program. Having players sleeping on the floor of Plough's house or at a Motel 6 in your own damn college down the day of the game screams amateur hour.

The good news (environment wise) is ticket sales are pretty strong, should be a good crowd if the sales reflect on the ground support. May and the university have been pretty awesome about athletics, you would think they could work this out.

my parents have been called twice about next saturday this week. good job ticketing team!

Ticket sales are around where they were last Friday and its only Tuesday... a crowd is gonna be important for the potential last home game this year!

Speaking of the MW (not related to football), 3 of the top 5 teams in the conference right now for basketball will still be in next year (not leaving for the pac-12) and attendance numbers look really good compared to the Big West. Exciting stuff.

I agree with this but will say they seem to have a relationship in some form with rocko having gone on their show and sending them merch.

This is interesting to think about