* Sacramento State women’s basketball coach Bunky Harkleroad screaming “How do we stop them?” at his bench midway through an eventual 109-60 loss to the Aggies in which Morgan Bertsch netted a UCD single-game record 40 points.

I almost choked on the cheeseburger I’d gotten from the Sac State snackbar, I was laughing so hard.

Bertsch had scored 10 points in less than six minutes as UCD’s offense stupefied Harkleroad’s hoopsters. The animated coach sat silent on the bench most of the fourth quarter.

He’d completely lost control.

Four of his players, including one of the NCAAs top scorers, Hannah Friend (19.1 points per game), transferred to different schools at the end of the season.